What would you do if...?

What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you:	Ask for Uncle Donnie. Anything to inherit except war?
You won the lottery:	Get a new appartment! And have a house-warming party!
You got invited to be on a reality TV show:	Hang up the phone immediately
You caught a friend stealing from you:	Steal it back
You witnessed a murder:	Call the police
A random stranger offered you candy:	Have a sweet day
MySpace and Facebook closed:	Plug off the computer and get a life again
A genie granted you one wish:	Think carefully and - well, I think I'd wish a new appartment!
You lost your favorite possession:	Puh. Twinkle away the tear. Life goes on!
You found 10 dollars on the ground:	Have a sweet day!
Your date throws up on you:	Go showering.
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:	Call for the hair dresser and get a new short hair
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:	Clean the house first. Ask him to help me with a new appartment, maybe?
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:	Call mum not to worry
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