Host, Hostage and Hospitality - inside the Hate Crew pt. 1

Preface. Maybe the most important: Don't go to Geiselwind. Until you really have to. Maybe for a p. For example if you're travelling on the Autobahn from Würzburg to Bayreuth. Ok than. Stop at the Autobahnraststätte. Which other reason should someone sane have to stop in the nowhere in Mittelfranken???

Well, maybe I wasn't sane either, because I went there to drive Children Of Bodom to the Earthshaker Festival and back again.

Already getting there is trouble: I looked on the map and Markt Bibart seemed to be the closest railway station to out hotel, even the ICE is stopping there - but you won't get a cab there after 8 p.m. So I was stopping in Kitzingen, and - nice surprise: The cab driver was a very nice lady!

Next surprise: There weren't enough rooms in the hotel next to the festival area, so they booked one "small hotel" with "just 14 rooms" only for the band and crew. I think I wasn't the only one expecting the worst - last time we had such a hotel with Zyklon in eastern Germany there was no bar and even the mini-bars were borne away.
This time the Hotel Ziegelmühle was the complete opposite: A glittering party was already going on in a huge common room with a self-service bar. Everything was decorated in a style of typical German "Gemütlichkeit" - but it fits neatly to the place. The rooms were a blast, all except two were huge apartments and we wasted the space in splendour as "single rooms". The service was friendly, no one lost a syllable on the party's remains the other day - perfect! If you're looking for accomodation in the nature of northern Bavaria - go there!

Unfortunately the local traffic regulator spoiled most of this warm hospitality the next day: The short-cut to the festival area was blocked because of a lack of planning, several other streets were blocked because of road buildings as well - we needed about half an hour from the hotel to the festival site and even longer back again. The place in front of the festival area was a dis-organised desaster, people were running everywhere, there was not even a short cut for the working staff.

And the dis-organisation went on: The only toilets near to the dressing rooms were in the same hall as the event stage, so the artists had to wait in the long queue with the public (hello? did anybody think about the last minutes before stage time?). But really hilarious was the VIP tent: There was extra security in front of the VIP tent even though the entrance was exactly in the backstage, so artists had to stay our if they left their proper passes f.e. in the dressing room. But it was pretty easy to get inside from the festival area, so that lots of fans where in. The one-hour-signing session got a extra-time when the musicians entered the VIP tent to hang around with fellow musicians because people who couldn't get an autograph in the queue got a second chance right now. Running the gauntlet if you had to get to your shuttle or to an interview appointment - sorry to Tom Rune, I think I owe you a beer, but I had to get Roope out in time...

How hilarious that